Will I, won't I................?

Yesterday was fun, here's Merlin's take on the day...


"So yesterday was a bit of a wash out, understatement being one of my virtues!! I was planning on going to Last Rites but the train journet seemed somewhat unjustifyed if it was going to be a wash out, so we planned a little rendevous at Starbucks. We could have been in friends, so cosmopolitan!!However there is only so much coffee you can drink, and money you can spend, before the shakes kick in and so our thoughts turned to alternative modes of occupation. After a counsel of thoughts we all decided that we should hit up a little river spot on the side of the Thames, near Twyford (the weather having decided to grace us with the overcast humidity that we have all grown acustomed to). So after purchasing some approiate attire, mine being a small all in one swim suit-so fetching, we all headed off to scenic Berkshire. Upon our arrival we came across a family already esconded at our chosen spot, maybe my choice of bathing suit was a touch misguided, ne,cest pas? However they seemed genuinly amused and rather genial, egging us on as we sent ourselves carrering off the bank on an already established rope swing. After a short while a small vessel passed by and disembarked it's motley crew of well spoken dare devils who promptly displayed their gravitational prowess by plumiting from the tree tops over said rope swing- it was well and truly on!! We climbed to the top, about 30ft above the river, and heart in mouths we trusted ourselves to the watery depths below. Now never having worn an all in one swim costume befor i wasn't aware that i would be cleft in two the moment i impacted with Neptunes kingdom, yikes!! After a few more leaps of faith i grew jaded and decided to unleash a bit of Blue Steel on the opposite river bank, all for the benefit of the attendet females of course. However i think that i may have found a new occupation- homoerotic model. Damn i've never thought of myself as a gay icon before, but i felt way to natural strutting my funky stuff in front of the eager lense. Anyway, to see the results you'll just have to wait and see the calender, just don't let your Mum see it............................"


Pic stolen from Snowy's Myspace.