Hurricane Merlin

Hello Boys and Girl (Jane). Here are some pretty pictures captured by the fair hand of Merlin Twattybollocks. As he is far too busy squeezing in to his jeans to compose his own update, he merely threw his chosen pictures at me and clicked his fingers, knowing that I would happily put them up on the site for him. Well I did. But I wasn't happy about it. But then again I'm never really happy about anything. Don't look at his badges.


You wouldn't believe how hard it was tohold Kris in this position and not be in the shot!
This is merely a flukily timed picture of Kris bailing.
This cardboard cutout of Kristian cost me thirteen Guinneas and two marrows. The quality of the card was poor, and the ink ran almost as soon as it started raining. I'm surprised it held out this long. It was too big to take home, so i donated it to the local SWAT team where it occasionally pops up in mock hostage situations.
A situation in which many of you boys have found yourselves in after a night on the shandys.