Vancouver

So me and Kris are here now and the old boy is a bit ill, he kept getting up on the plane to go to the loo which annoyed the woman with funny ear holes next to me, and which disturbed my attempts at getting full body deep vein thrombosis. I nearly succeeded, my legs were dead for a fair while and my knees still hurt a bit.

The fucking airline are shit. They didn't have any head fones and the leg room was maximus minimus. Luckily kris had some head fones which we shared. Unfortunately the power distribution was a bit pissed so while kris was struggling to hear what Mr. Incredible just said I was bleeding from the ear. There was only one good looking stewardess too. One of them looked like a tranny. How that weather beaten bitch ever got the job I'll never know!

Anyway Kris is in the hostel room with a hot water bottle and some lemsip, And I have just been checking to new waitress out at the bar where Vanessa my favourite barmaid (tm) used to work. She's got the best set of tits I've ever seen. Fact.

Trying to stay up 'till 10. That'll be 27 hours spent awake. With a bit of luck that should kill any jet lag. Ok kids bubye now. Dunky x x x my eyes are stining like fuck